how to kiss

laughingstation:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

You will laugh out loud!

(Source: conversationparade)

Class is too quiet

Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.

nineeyedoracle:

My father tells me this all the time.
My father is my favorite person in the entire world.

nineeyedoracle:

My father tells me this all the time.

My father is my favorite person in the entire world.

(Source: ruby-teenagedoom)